Children‘s Science Exam

1. Q. Name the four seasons.
A. Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar

2. Q. Explain one of processes by which water can be safe to drink.
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep, and canoeists.

3. Q. How is dew formed?
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

4. Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A. Keep it in the cow.

5. Q. What causes the tides in the oceans?
A. The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.

6. Q. What are steroids?
A. Things for keeping carets still on the stairs.

7. Q. What happens to your body as you age?
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

8. Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A. He says good bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

9. Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes?
A. Premature death.

10. Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie.

Feng Shui horoscope

Feng Shui horoscope. Take just a couple of minutes to take this test & see what happens! If you are honest this tells the truth--it's pretty good.

Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating!

The answers are at the bottom.


1. Which is your favorite color: red, black, blue, green, or yellow?

2. Your first initial?

3 Your month of birth?

4 Which color do you like more, black or white?

5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

6. Your favorite number?

7. Do you like California or Florida more?

8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?

9. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

When you're done, scroll down. Don't cheat.






scroll down -> PM

Answers:

1. If you choose:
Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black - you are conservative and aggressive
Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue - You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

2. If your initial is:
A-K - You have a lot of love and friendship s in your life.
L-R - You try to enjoy your life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z - You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

3. If you were born in:
JAN - MAR: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. APR - JUN: You will have a strong love relationships that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
JUL - SEP: You will ha! ve a great year and
will experience a major life-changing experienc e for the good.
OCT - DEC: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will
find your soul mate.

4. If you chose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would
do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

5. This person is your best friend.

6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.

7. If you chose:
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.

8. If you chose:
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

9. This wish will come! true only if you send this to 1 person in one hour. Send it to ten people, and it will come true before your next Birthday

TIBETAN PERSONALITY TEST


Take your time with this test and you will be amazed.

I did this last year when this came around and a spiritual wish I made did happen - in fact all year long.

The Dalai Lama suggests you read it to see if it works for you.

Very Interesting!

Just 4 questions and the answers will surprise you.

Be honest and do not cheat by looking up the answers.

The mind is like a parachute, it works best when it is opened.

This is fun to do, but you have to follow the instructions very closely.




P.S.: MAKE A WISH BEFORE BEGINNING THE TEST!

A warning! Answer the questions as you go along.

There are only 4 questions and if you see them all before finishing, you >will not have honest results.

Go down slowly, and complete each exercise as you scroll down.

Don't look ahead.

Get pencil and paper to write your answers as you go along.

You will need it at the end.

This is an honest questionnaire which will tell you a lot about your true self.

Give an answer for each item.

The first thing that comes to mind is usually your best answer.

Remember - no one sees this but you.

1.) Put the following 5 animals in the order of your preference:
>Cow
>Tiger
>Sheep
>Horse
>Pig

(2.) Write one word that describes each one of the following:
>Dog
>Cat
>Rat
>Coffee
>Sea

(3.) Think of someone, who also knows you and is important to you, which you can relate them to the following colors. Do not repeat your answer twice. Name just one person for each color:
>Yellow
>Orange
>Red
>White
>Green

(4.) Finally, write down your favorite number, and your favorite day of the week.





Please be sure that your answers are what you REALLY WANT. Look at the interpretations below:
>But first before continuing,
>REPEAT your wish.
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>ANSWERS:
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>(1.) This will define your priorities in your life.
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>Cow Signifies CAREER
>Tiger Signifies PRIDE
>Sheep Signifies LOVE
>Horse Signifies FAMILY
>Pig Signifies MONEY
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>(2.) Your description of dog implies your own personality.
>Your description of cat implies the personality of your partner.
>Your description of rat implies the personality of your enemies.
>Your description of coffee is how you interpret sex.
>Your description of the sea implies your own life.
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>(3.) Yellow: Someone you will never forget
>Orange: Someone you consider your true friend
>Red: Someone that you really love
>White: Your twin soul
>Green: Someone that you will remember for the rest of your life
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>(4.) You have to send this message to as many persons as your favorite number and your wish will come true on the day that you recorded.


>This is what the Dalai Lama has said about the Millennium - just take a few seconds to look it up, read it and think. Do not put away this message, the mantra will come out from your hands in the next 96 hours. You will have a very pleasant surprise. This is true, even if you are not superstitious.

Please do this. It is fascinating.

SEND THIS E- MAIL MANTRA TO AT LEAST FIVE PERSONS AND YOUR LIFE WILL IMPROVE.
>>0-4 persons: Your life will improve slightly
>>5-9 persons: Your life will improve to your liking
>>9-14 persons: You will have at least 5 surprises in the next three weeks
>>15 or more persons: Your life will improve drastically and all that you wish will come true.


Good Luck.

Enjoy the beauty of arithmetic:

> 1 x 8 + 1 = 9
> 12 x 8 + 2 = 98
> 123 x 8 + 3 = 987
> 1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
> 12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
> 123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
> 1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
> 12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
> 123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321
>
> 1 x 9 + 2 = 11
> 12 x 9 + 3 = 111
> 123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
> 1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
> 12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
> 123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
> 1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
> 12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
> 123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111
>
> 9 x 9 + 7 = 88
> 98 x 9 + 6 = 888
> 987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
> 9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
> 98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
> 987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
> 9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
> 98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888
>
> Brilliant, isn't it? And finally, take a look at this symmetry:
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> 1 x 1 = 1
> 11 x 11 = 121
> 111 x 111 = 12321
> 1111 x 1111 = 1234321
> 11111 x 11111 = 123454321
> 111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
> 1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
> 11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
> 111111111 x 111111111=12345678987654321