10. I was out collecting cans and bottles along the roadside and, well...time just flew.
9. I took a bullet for the president and have just regained consciousness.
8. I didn't want to be the first to remind you that you're another year closer to the big sleep.
7. Just gave birth to septuplets.
6. I was busy conducting sensitive negotiations that may, at long last, bring peace to our troubled planet.
5. I've just emerged from surfing on the internet, non-stop, for 359 days. (I think that's a record.)
4. I'm tired...I'm so very tired.
3. I was arrested after getting into an express line
with 13 items.
2. I was stricken with a very specific form of amnesia that affected only my ability to remember birthdays.
And the
number one reason this birthday greeting is late...
I'm thoughtless and I don't deserve to live.
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(It may sound harsh, but it needed to be said.)